Omfg

I’m so fucking excited my best best best (guy) friend is coming down this weekend I haven’t seen him in forever e-e also as a bonus he’s going to the same school I plan on going to and just nnggg I’m so fucking happy he’s like one of my favorite people in the world and he’s like, one of two people who I can talk to about anything and the greatest part is he treats everyone the same so its not like anything is awkward ever because we’re friends and it is going to stay that way and I just love him so much he’s really great ok

adieumotherfuckers:

gamtavsexual:

w0rth-something-different:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY. 

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

WHAT IS THIS

OMF

remember

OH GOD, THIS IS IT, I’M DEAD, I CAN’T BREATHE ANYMORE

oh jesus

(Source: tyleroakley, via daves-vagina)

And this is what happens when you give me photoshop 

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

daves-vagina:

IUKM C RYING THIS IS JUSYTVSO FUNNY I CNAT LiKE TEH HORSE JUST POPS AOUT ADN THEN THE BIRD PELASE SEND HELP

(Source: cclubpenguin)

ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

go away spam

eridans-violet-nipples:

I really want to do a tinychat later

would

would anyone want to do this

please

i would

also i would just reply but this comp fucking wont let me

justanotherrollinggirl:

Okay so like 20% of my Egbert cosplay is acquired wHOOP <3

You could say you were….

20% cooler

mrpondismypatronus:

playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk

(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq)

songofages:

sunshinetinauk:

kerryisaninjaa:

imadeyousomecoffeejawn:

littlecumberbatchthings:

Submission: shippingwithshockblankets

Bennedicts face is magical. We have proof now.

All those beautiful things Ben does to other people without even realising…

You should right him a letter and tell him. 

(via mrpondismypatronus)